DOUCHE OF THE DAY–Man Attacks Tattoo Artist With Sword And Guitar

Really? Who even carries a sword around? A man in Orlando, Florida was arrested Monday for allegedly attacking a tattoo artist and a customer with a sword and a guitar! Jason Gay, 37, struck the artist in the shoulder with the sword, then hit him in the back of the head with the instrument. In self-defense, the customer picked up a glass table top and whacked Gay over the head with it, cutting him badly and subsequently ending the fight. Gay was arrested on two counts of attempted second-degree murder and two counts of aggravated battery with a deadly weapon. He told police the artist and the customer had been playing “word games” with him and had called him a chain-gang punk.