Being married to a natural blonde, I've had some odd, frustrating conversations about the stupidest things. It's almost like being beautiful takes brain space, or something. While watching this lady try to figure out long it would take to go 80 miles if you're traveling 80 MPH almost hurts. And, if you look close enough, you can see smoke coming out of her ears.

You know, there's a reason there are so many dumb blonde jokes...

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