DOUCHE OF THE DAY–A Crack Full Of Crack

Deputies in Florida confiscated a man’s butt crack last month. Clarell Jamar Colbert, 19, was arrested after a drug sniffing dog picked up a “narcotic odor coming from his rear.” Turns out, Colbert had a tube with a dozen pieces of crack cocaine hidden in his buttocks. Cops initially pulled Colbert over for obstructing traffic while riding his bike. He started getting "very loud" and jumped from his bike as a deputy approached. During a pat-down the deputy believed he felt something tube-like in Colbert's caboose so the drug detecting pooch was brought in. Lo and behold – crack in the crack!