Chest Hair Bikini Looks Even Dumber Than It Sounds

From mullets to pork chops to handlebar mustaches, men have been tempted to experiment with the hair on their bodies. And they show no signs of stopping.

Introducing the chest hair bikini, which is probably what you may think it is -- a patch of hair on the chest shaved into the shape of a bikini, presumably so they can know what it feels like for women to don a two-piece.

Let's just pray this doesn't spread any further than it already has.