Best Missed Connection We Have Ever Seen [OPINION]

As a woman, I’ve been the target of some pretty strange pickup methods, but this dude just topped them all. Best part? It worked. Read the tale here.

Story time! About a month ago I was paying my tab at a bar in Brooklyn, around 3am. I had just given my number to a dude I had been talking to outside, so I was in a good mood. As I’m leaning in and trying to get the attention of the bartender, I felt a strange, wet softness on my shoulder. When I turned my head, a gentleman who was in his late-30′s was…kissing my shoulder? We made eye contact while his lips were still attached to me, and from the loud clacking noise that followed, I am quite sure I chipped one of his teeth with my involuntary shrug response.

This is a rude thing to do for two reasons: 1. He was wearing a Hawaiian shirt and 2. He was a stranger who had his lips on my skin. Needless to say, his attempts were in vain, and the polite dude from outside totally got laid the next day.

However, the situation in the missed connection above is different. Clearly the lady in the photo was into it — She went home with him afterwards, and they killed four condoms.

This whole thing is sort of romantic, if you ask me. There aren’t too many women out there who get jazzed on seeing someone’s junk in a barroom, so I really hope this prince charming finds his Cinderella and they live happily ever after, in a castle full of condoms. There’s someone for everyone, fellas.