Prodigy Pat — Hot Mess of the Day
Name: Prodigy Pat Location: Hartford, CT Occupation: By day: Janitor at Hartford High School. By night: “Google Gatekeeper” at the Internet Nucleus Worldwide HQ, A.K.A. the Hartford HS computer lab, where he also lives, “for right now.” Hobbies: Incre ...
Kay Hashimoto — Hot Mess of the Day
Usually, our Hot Mess of the Day is a funny fake profile, but there’s nothing fake about Kay, who was featured on TLC’s ‘Extreme Cheapskate.’ Check out Kay’s weird-as-all-hell strategy for saving $250k by year’s end.
10 WTF Steps to Aging Gracefully
Getting old is pretty scary, but it is possible to age gracefully. Notice a few gray hairs in the mirror this morning? Don’t sweat it! Here are a few tips from the pros to help you stay dapper well into your 90′s.
Best Missed Connection We Have Ever Seen [OPINION]
As a woman, I’ve been the target of some pretty strange pickup methods, but this dude just topped them all. Best part? It worked. Read the tale here.
Watch This Awesome Video About Couch Boners
Sometimes, nature can make things really awkward for dudes.
Read Our 10 Step Guide to Dating Like a Rockstar
Loudwire Our friends over at Loudwire, Ultimate Classic Rock and Diffuser put up posts a few days ago of the funniest guitar face photos, and they killed us. Even while making bizarre faces like these, though, rockstars still get hot babes, so we thought we might want to take a few notes from them on picking up chicks.
Terry the Teet — Hot Mess of the Day
Name: Terry The Teet Location: Newcastle, England Occupation: Canine wet nurse. Hobbies: Sudoku, erotic lactation. 5 Things She Can’t Live Without: Prenatal vitamins, trips to the pound, a portable pump, lollipops, and religion. Skills: “Fastest breast in the West!” (We ...
Darryl Droppings — Hot Mess of the Day
Name: Darryl Droppings, “The Pied Piper of Flying Rats” Location: Washington Square Park, Manhattan Occupation: Professional spectacle. Hobbies: Making new friends and “sending messages to them.” (Unfortunately, these birds are not trained to deliver messages, so all correspondence has gone unanswered thus far.) 5 Things He Can’t L... Read More ...
RJen Suicide — Suicide Girl of the Day
Usually, when we get our Suicide Girl of the Day sent to us, we get pictures of a sexy babe, and her profile. This morning we only got the pics, so we used our imagination. Introducing: RJen Suicide.
The Mouseketeers — Hot Mess of the Day
Names: The Mouseketeers (of Your Deepest Fears). Location: Los Angeles, CA Occupations: Co-owners of a local dog-walking and obedience training business. Hobbies: Puppy play (playing with puppies), BDSM puppy play (Google it), weekly visits to Disneyland, obedience and agility training ...
Watch This Weatherman Get a Green Screen Boner
This weatherman thinks he’s just reporting on Tropical Storm John, and seems to be oblivious to his growing tropical storm boner.
Dating The Undead: Our 10-Step Guide to Bagging a Zombie Babe
‘Walking Dead’ is back, and we’re stoked! Because we’re dudes, we spend a lot of time thinking about zombie babes — You too? Here’s our quick, 10-step guide to dating the undead.