A Workout Device You Probably Won’t Ever Use [VIDEO]

We all remember the Shake Weight...(you know, the device that helps women get toned, and turns on all men who happen to watch a lady use it!) Well, now some douche--I mean some entrepreneur--has taken homo-erotica to the next level with the Free Flexor Dumbell. The website bills this "device" as follows:

Free Flexor is a Revolutionary fitness product that introduces the Patent Pending (Circular Strength Technology) to athletes and beyond. Work Every Angle of the Muscle!

I don't know about any of that, but I think I  need to talk to a priest. Watch this video, and then go take a shower, 'cause you'll be feeling kinda dirty and a little confused.