Did you make a resolution this year to work out more? Did you also vow to add more self-pleasure into your daily routine?

The "Tug Toner" (not a real thing) combines both activities into one uncomfortable workout that will have everyone else in the gym giving you plenty of space.

The best part of this video - Buy one, get one free. Because all any dude really wants is some other man joining him during his "alone time"...