So the other day at work, as I was getting my butt chewed for the ump-teenth time, I thought to myself, "maybe I should have a back-up plan..." But, since I've been doing this for the past ten years, I really have no other skills. So, I started thinking about what I would like to do. I can't draw, so artist is out. I'm not allowed within 500 feet of any day-care, so selling children isn't an option.

Then it came to me...

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