This is an actual headline from the Nampa-based Idaho Press-Tribune. NO it's NOT doctored.
This actually happened!
LOL I may just start reading the newspaper again. :-)
VIA Jimromenesko.com
According to the British tabloid Sunday Sport, Percy Foster, a 35-year-old dwarf porn star who bore a striking resemblance to irritable TV chef Gordon Ramsay, had his burgeoning career as a celebrity porn double tragically cut short when he was found six-feet deep in a badger den, dead and partially eaten by the critters.