The Funnies

It's Halloween! That can only mean two things: 1) Scary things that go bump in the night, and 2) girls wearing senselessly provocative outfits. Oh yes, girls in so-called sexy costumes have become as much a Halloween tradition as pumpkin carving. Now, we're not complaining that there are scantily clad women during the Halloween season. Not at all. The thing is, some of the costumes are trying just

Halloween isn’t just about candy and haunted houses—it’s about creating lifelong memories with your kids.  You can take them to a pumpkin patch and carve a pumpkin, you can pick out a design together and then build the best costume ever. There are so many wholesome activities to share with your darling children. Or … you could traumatize them. Let’s not forget, Halloween is also about playing magn

So how ’bout that debate? Obama and Romney put on their best I-hope-undecided-voters-like-this-color ties and then didn’t even have the courtesy to commit any major gaffes for all of us to mock. We also feel like there are a few special topics that went completely unaddressed on Wednesday night, and we worry they may not even come up in the next two debates. It’s time that these topics are brought

So your kids are back in school, which is great for you, considering you now have some peace and quiet around the house. You’ve bought them new pens and notebooks, and sent them on their way. Here’s hoping that this year is a great one! You’re sure your kids will excel in school this year, and the best way to make sure that’ll happen is by attending Parent-Teacher Night. Unfortunately, this is ext

President Obama has designs on continuing to call 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue his home for the next four years, no matter what Mitt Romney throws at him. And while it may be easy to discuss what Obama needs to do in order to be re-elected, there are several things he should not do.

The Internet is great. One minute you can research a topic you normally wouldn’t be able to learn. The next minute you can watch infinite amounts of cat videos. When it comes to the internet, the possibilities are endless.

Don’t be bummed that summer is over. Fall is pretty awesome.

It’s time to go back to school. It’s time to hit the books. Nothing is going to stop you from being head of the class.

“The world is going to hell in a hand basket!” That’s what you’re constantly hearing from your senile grandmother. It doesn’t matter how many times she insists on wearing that raincoat in the house…you can’t help but think she might be right. What is the world coming to?

Saying “I do” does not guarantee a happily ever after.

Jobs Jobs Jobs! That’s all anyone talks about these days. Have you ever actually had a job? Most of them are awful, so sit back, relax and look at the bright side of not getting a steady paycheck.

Department stores are great for everyday needs. It’s a one-stop shop for your bedding, electronics, and sometimes even your grocery needs. Target is one of the biggest department stores in the United States. This magical place not only has everything you could possibly need, but they have unbelievable prices.