Snake

Snake bites testicles, friend refuses to suck out poison. With friends like these...

This two headed snake has a hard time time trying to split it's meal evenly. Even though they share a stomach, both noggins decide they want to taste the meal, and an epic battle ensues! (OK, I may be exaggerating just a little bit, but it's still pretty cool to watch...

We aren’t sure how Liu Fei learned he had a talent for shoving snakes up his nose and then pulling them out of his mouth. It could have been just a boring Saturday night.

I have no idea what the hell they are saying...but, this snake has great instincts. And taste.