sick

This week, I was hit up-side the head by the funk. In the last 11 years, I've called in sick exactly 3 times.

Over the weekend I wanted to make pancakes, but I couldn't. Why? Because I was currently washing the rest of my mixing bowls except for the largest one from the set. Why couldn't I use that? Because that's the one I throw up in and can't bring myself to use that same bowl to make something edible.

Ah, the drum solo. One of music's most powerful, and (dare I say), sickest moments. You gotta give it to this kid. He only misses a couple beats while throwing up, and then gets back into it like nothing happened. I believe he is now ready to tour with the pros...

I haven’t done it since I was a teenager, and I had a job washing dishes at a delicatessen. It was not the greatest job in the world, but it wasn’t the worst either. I did get one free meal every day I was working, so that took a little of the sting out of it, but calling in sick at that age was inevitable. Everybody does it once in a while, right? So you lower your voice, try to sound scratc