Gangsta Rap

So the chorus of this song goes roughly like this: "Somehow she's like gay, because she seems to know men as well as gays do. She must be playing gay with me, so I can now be like lesbian too." WOW!  I'm sold! OK so I'm hoping that this dude just can't speak English...

A panicked wife called the police Monday night after receiving a garbled phone call from her husband. She thought he was being held hostage by a gunman, so cops sent SWAT members to swarm the Illinois school where he works.