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Xiao Zheng, a 17-year-old living in China, wanted an iPad 2 so badly that he was willing to sell one of his vital organs to get it. Zheng didn't have the money for the tablet computer so he responded to an online ad that offered cash for healthy kidneys...

Stay classy, Walmart shoppers! Police in Bradenton, Florida arrested a woman last Wednesday after she went loco when a store official stopped her while she tried to leave with a cart of goods she hadn't purchased. When initially confronted, 22-year-old Myra Mays tried to hit an employee with a bar stool she had stuffed into her cart. She then knocked over a display of gas grills, which caused over

We've all read our fair share of ridiculous criminal stories on the Internet. But waking up to find a burglar sleeping on your couch? That takes it to a whole new level. Just ask the 63-year-old Long Neck, DE, resident who sauntered into her living room Tuesday morning to find a drunk burglar passed out on her couch.

Here's a challenging case for Dr. Drew. A 47-year-old British man is hooked on sausage. David Harding, who has eaten sausage in some form every day for the last 42 years, is so desperate to kick the unusual addiction that he has undergone therapy to cut the food out of his diet.

A man in Jensen Beach, Florida got picked up by police before he picked up any chicks. Twenty-year-old Anthony Hernandez admitted to police he stole an 18-pack of Bud Light from a 7-Eleven on Monday in the hopes he could use the beer to "score some women."

You will not believe what police in Oklahoma City caught Marshall David Osbrone Mountain Dew-ing to his body. KOCO reports officers arrested the 31-year-old man last month after they caught him pleasuring himself while hiding behind a soda machine in a grocery store.

In a video circulating the Internet this week, a man dressed as Batman engaged in what began as a bit of playful street theater with a non-costumed rival on the Vegas strip But soon, faux-punches turned to real ones, and the two slugged it out in front of a crowd of onlookers. It didn't end well for Batman, who was ultimately body slammed and then hit with a barrage of blows as he lay helpless on

Vertical Dance, a British pole-dancing company, is petitioning the International Olympic Committee to get their sport recognized as a test event for the 2012 Summer Olympics in London. According to the petition, which has so far garnered about 6,000 signatures, "Over 50 countries worldwide take part in lessons, workshops, conventions, expose, competitions and teacher training." Read Mor

An air conditioner repairman made a startling discovery while doing work at a Waffle House in Atlanta, Georgia. According to reports, he found a man living on the roof of the Gordon Highway location. Authorities were quickly notified, and police and firemen were called in to bring him down...

Of all the things to steal, why this? A Maine woman was arrested last Tuesday for attempting to steal two scented toilet paper holders from a Family Dollar store. Jennifer Poors, 25, tried to conceal the roll holders – valued at a whopping $1 each - in her sweatshirt pocket.

It’s refreshing to see a teen get along so well with his stepdad. Justin Beynen, 18, requested more jail time just so he could spend extra time with his stepfather cellmate!

Imagine taking a lovely stroll through the park when, all of a sudden, you realize you've accidentally made your way onto the grounds of a women's prison. Such is the tale of an unfortunate 24-year-old man in Germany, who told police that he was already locked within the prison's confines before he knew what was happening.