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If you’re going to shoplift, make sure you’re poised for a swift getaway…and not 400 pounds riding a mobility scooter that can’t fit through the door! Jerrie Perkins, 30, was trying to leave a Michigan store with more than $600 worth of stolen electronic goods last Tuesday night...

Ok...A couple quick notes. First of all, who had sex with this lady...twice, and why did she even bother with the vegetables? A New Jersey woman aiming to be the fattest woman alive got even closer to her goal this weekend by eating a massive holiday dinner all by herself.

This is why fat people shouldn't run...