Don't Do Drugs

A New York man now faces a whopping $50,000 bail after police said he tried to rob a convenience store of 99 cents. Christopher Tisley, a 34-year-old Brooklyn resident, sauntered into the store at about 3 a.m. on Saturday with a gun and ordered the clerk to hand over the change, according to police.

Kids, this is your life on drugs. A California man was arrested Friday night wearing nothing but an Oakland Raiders jacket, a g-string…and a hair scrunchie around his genitals. Cops found Shawn Batie standing in the dirt next to a cemetery, yelling things in the dark...