While we have yet to find a cure for cancer, we do have a device that will turn any bottle into a beer or weed bong. It's all about priorities.

The folks at The Knockout have started selling something that would make any college student salivate with excitement - a five-in-one tool that turns any bottle, bucket, or other fluid container into a bong. For only $30, you can take this device and be the life of the party - or hang out solo and prove you're an addict.

Of course, you can probably make it yourself for about $5, but genius needs a reward...