Yesterday, I got a call from Josh's "roommate" informing me that today is his 28th birthday. Not having a lot of time to throw something together in honor of this momentous occasion, I called Lunchbox.

Me - "Hey, will you dress in drag and give Josh a lap-dance?"

Lunchbox - "F**k yeah!"

That was literally the entire conversation. Josh - extremely hungover and dealing with a coffee shortage issue - took it like a champ. He even motor-boated our staff tranny with a big smile on his face. I love my job...

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