QuickMeme.com These 15 ‘Titanic’ Memes Will Make You Laugh and Cry
Unless you’ve been living under a rock (or at the bottom of the ocean — sorry, Jack!), you’ve heard that James Cameron’s mega-successful 1997 film ‘Titanic’ was released in theaters again, this time in 3D. Finally, guys won’t have to worry about their girlfriends seeing them tear up thanks to those clunky glasses.
We’ve gathered some of the funniest ‘Titanic’ memes on the internet to warm you up to the idea of seeing Leonardo DiCaprio freeze to death in 3D.
Getty Images UK Radio Station Plays Porno Sounds On-Air
Jazz FM listeners who normally tune in for smooth sounds instead heard some rough stuff when a UK station’s ‘Funky Sensation’ program played the full audio from a pornographic movie over the airwaves this weekend.
RowForFreedom.com Row Team Takes Off Clothes, Breaks World Record
An all-female group of British rowers proved that some things are just easier when you’re naked. The five adventurous ladies paddled their way across the Atlantic Ocean sans clothing in 45 days, breaking the previous world record (for speed, not the being nude part) in the process.
BoneCraft.net ‘BoneCraft’ is Just What You Expect From a Perverted Video Game [REVIEW]
It’s no longer taboo for video games to feature sexual intercourse but that doesn’t mean developers have successfully crossed that particular uncanny valley. Sex in most modern games is still either an awkward affair where the player taps buttons to direct an unfolding scene, or something only alluded to by a fade to black – like some Hays Code-era noir flick.
Pennsylvania State Police Man Calls 911 on Prostitutes Who Refused Him Sex
A hot threesome with two beautiful women while everyone is under a drug-induced thrall is commonly cited as a male fantasy. Jerry Streng tried to live that dream, but quickly discovered the Sophomoric adage is true: all great plans won’t get you laid but they might get you screwed.
Twitpic / @PaulinaGretzky Paulina Gretzky Ends Twitter ‘Silence’ With Hot New Picture
Paulina Gretzky wasn’t content with just breaking our hearts by announcing after Thanksgiving that she was taking a “break from Twitter.” Now, she’s actually playing with the shattered pieces.
YouTube Builder Saws Off Thumb, Surgeons Reattach Big Toe In Its Place [VIDEO]
What would you do if surgeons couldn’t reattach a dismembered finger? Carry on with a greater appreciation for the remaining nine? Watch with empathetic bemusement that episode of ‘Arrested Development’ where Gob Bluth loses multiple digits during a katana-wielding trick illusion gone wrong?
After accidentally lopping off his own thumb, Bristol, UK resident James Byrne chose an alternative solution. Byrne,
ThinkStock.com ‘Find His Porn’ App Helps Women Uncover Their Man’s Dirty Online Secrets
With the advent of the Internet and the popularization of personal computers, men have learned to share information and instantly connect with people across thousands of miles. Oh, and we also learned how to download scads of pornography – let’s not forget that.
Gunnar.com ‘Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3′ Gaming Glasses Put To Real-Life Testing
Gunnar, makers of top-of-the-line protective eyewear for gamers says its latest ‘Call of Duty’-inspired glasses improve performance and lessens eyestrain during marathon play sessions. I’ll have to take their word for it because Activision never sent an advanced copy of ‘Modern Warfare 3‘ even after all my adorable begging.
Jack White Claims Guinness World Records Snubbed Him, Guinness Responds May 17, 2012
Black Sabbath React to Bill Ward's 'Statement' May 17, 2012
Late Beastie Boys Member Adam Yauch to Be Honored With 'MCA Day' in New York May 17, 2012
Heroic 12-Year-Old Rescues Younger Siblings from House Fire May 17, 2012
And the Babe of the Month Is… Danni Gee! May 17, 2012
Lass Suicide — Today's SuicideGirl May 17, 2012
Danielle Hunt — Babe of the Day May 17, 2012
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