9 Ways Guys Pee

Having male genitalia for the majority of my life, I - like most men -have found entertaining ways to use it. But I've also had instances beyond my control that make bathroom time uncomfortable. Below is a list of 9 circumstances that most men find themselves in when it's time to hit the head. While this list is funny, it's also sadly accurate.

Mothers and wives...now you know why your bathroom can sometimes look like a snuff film set. Please, look at the list, and maybe you'll have a little more sympathy for the men in your house...