Woman’s Hoo-Ha Holds Treasure

This woman’s got a built-in storage facility down there! Police discovered Sunday that Scranton, Pennsylvania resident Karin Mackaliunas had a sizable stash of drugs and money hidden in her you-know-where. The 27-year-old was suspected of robbing an inn and was detained after crashing her car. Cops searching her for weapons found three bags of heroin in her jacket, but then they noticed her fidgeting in the back seat of the police cruiser and realized she may have been hiding more. A thorough search conducted by a doctor at Community Medical Center turned up 54 bags of heroin, 31 empty bags used to package heroin, 8.5 prescription pills and $51.22 in her lady parts! Must’ve been a tight squeeze!