Woman Hides Bottle In Her….[NSFW]

Yet another strange story from Florida....and this time, it's from MY HOMETOWN!  I'm so proud! 

Alright, so this Florida woman was trying to pass her drug test by using fake pee pee.  She had to sneak it in somehow, so she decided to sneak it IN!  Literally.  She filled a bottle full of "clean" urine, stuffed it inside herself and got caught.  HOT!

Check out the xrays and mug shot HERE.

For the record, I've never loved something so much that it made me do what she did.  Crack is whack kids...crack is whack.

VIA WTSP.com