When Butt Dialing Goes Bad

A panicked wife called the police Monday night after receiving a garbled phone call from her husband. She thought he was being held hostage by a gunman, so cops sent SWAT members to swarm the Illinois school where he works. Three hours later, after a thorough sweep of the building, the whole thing was discovered to be a huge misunderstanding. Turns out the husband was on his way home when he accidentally dialed his wife's number. He was apparently listening to some gangster rap in the car, and his wife picked up some of the lyrics and freaked out. On the bright side, the SWAT team got a good practice run-through.