What Ladies Really Think Your Car Says About You [VIDEO]

We all heard the sayings about about men and the types of vehicles they drive, but what if the opposite holds true as well? Fellas... this might be the time to pull out those POS cars. If only women actually thought this way, I would have kept every hooptie I've ever owned (including my current ride). All in all, it's still plenty funny seeing these beautiful ladies referencing phallic slang in contrast with this robust, balding gentlemen's wheels. Why... why can't this be reality?