Watch These Two Douche-Bags Botch Up An Armed Robbery [VIDEO]

There's dumb criminals, and there's these two winners. It seems these two douche-bags intended to rob a jewelry store in Fresno, CA, but they didn't really plan out their heist very well.

As one pulls out a gun, the other pulls out a cell phone. What?

The dude with the phone attempts to try and jump the counter...and fails miserably. What?

When the store owner confronts them with a gun of her own, the phone-guy tries to ditch his partner. When that doesn't work, he tells him to shoot the employees. What?

The police believe these two are just 17 year old kids. You know you have no future in crime when your "victim" is making fun of you on TV.