I saw this video floating around Facebook, and two things immediately came to mind:

1.) Who in the heck has so much money that they can just piss it away like this?

2.) How long before some hippie decides that cars have feelings too, and starts a group called AUTOMATIC - Americans United To Obliterate the Mutilation And Totaling Inductive to Cars.

Whatever the answer to those two questions may be, this video shows that cars can indeed bad-motor-scooters.