I have a co-worker who sucks. Well, that's not true...she's actually a very cool person, but she has her moments. As a prank, I started a Facebook page dedicated to all that is wrong with Mandy Fry.

I did not expect the awesomeness that ensued.

When I started the page, I added 15 of Mandy's co-workers/friends. Just people who would see the page, giggle, and maybe make a small contribution. I even added Mandy, assuming she would make me take it down the second she saw it.

As of this posting - three days later - the page now has 124 members, most of which I've never met...including Mandy's mom, sister, aunt, and other family members. The best part is, Mandy plays along and comments on all of the bashing that takes place. Think of it as Roast on steroids.

It's an open group, and some members don't even know the object of our affection. They just want a place to vent. Want to join? It's free, it's funny, and its link is here:

Here's just a taste of what you'll see:

This is a page dedicated to all that is wrong and evil in the world...Mandy Fry. Her vileness must be stopped. And she'll give your goldfish herpes. And impregnate your fern.

 

Mandy, napping at work... - Mandy Fry Sucks
Mandy, napping at work... - Mandy Fry Sucks
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Mandy reminds me Israel, she's small and surrounded by people that don't like her

 

Mandy introduced Whitney Houston to Bobby Brown at her crack party

 

Mandy Fry gave all her style tips to Nikki Minaj, and wrote her music for her... Thanks Mandy

 

Once upon a time ladies could walk to their vehicles in the evening hours without a buddy. Al Capone has nothing on Mandy.

 

Mandy invented AutoTune.

 

I'm taking a class on the Zombie Apocalypse at Casper College. The only difference between zombies and Mandy is they use deodorant.

 

Remember when those aliens came to Earth, cured all diseases, and gave us space travel technology? No, because Mandy went back in time and stopped it from happening.

 

Mandy wanted to take pole dancing lessons, but
She couldn't reach the pole.

 

Know who Mandy looks up to?
Everyone.

 

Mandy rinses her feminine products and uses them again. I seen it!

 

I went to pick up ribs to go last night and they said "We're sorry we have to charge your double oh...and we spit in the sauce. Because you are a friend of Mandy Jane's...deal with it."

 

Mandy wanted to be on Honey Boo Boo, but they said she wasn't classy enough.

 

Mandy Fry...Thanks Obama.

 

Hit the link to pick on Mandy, see more fantastic posts about her more "charming" attributes, or just rant after a bad day. Think of Mandy as your focal point for all of the anger you have built up after dealing with a butt-head at work, school, etc. Just know that this is a PG-13 page. Any "real" gripes will probably get deleted, as it's all in fun.

And big thanks to a little girl for being such a sport!

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