Top Five Ways To Blow Your Tax Return In Casper

If you got a huge tax return this year...oh buddy... Why? Not good. This means that you gave the government a bunch of your money, then they gave it back, but with no interest. I'm no money expert, but you could have at least gotten a two percent return in a stinking savings account. So this year, talk to a financial advisor and get your finances together so you can make LOTS OF MONEY! Here's some options for you:

• Edward Jones - It's Edward Jones, they've been around forever, they made it through 2007 and they're still here. Nuff said.
• Waddell & Reed - I've heard nothing but good things from these guys.

Check them both out, I don't care, just make that money, take care of it and then buy me a steak.  Please?

Five Finger Death Punch with Soulfly and Windowpane will be here in Casper at the Casper Events Center on Thursday, April 12 at 8:00 pm!  Get there in style!

1. Take a limo!  Click here for a list of limo places here in Casper.
2. Get backstage at the Five Finger Death Punch Show!  Freeloaders get hooked up HERE!
3. Get your drink and smoke on.  I like Outlet Liquor and Tobacco.
4. Only invite people you like, screw everyone else...in some cases that is why they are not invited.
5. ENJOY!

I still don't know if the Casper Best Buy rumor of it closing is true or not, but if it is, talk about blow out prices on big screens most likely coming. If not, who cares, you got lots of money to blow...so get ready for Cowboy football or NFL. Then call me, I'll bring the beer.

I did it and I'm still here. It was thee coolest, most exhilarating, most scariest thing I've ever done. Doing it has given me more strength then attaining my black belt, gaining my Bachelors of Science degree, and more strength then it took for me to move all by myself to right here in Casper. Sky diving brings everything that's important to the forefront. Do it, it's better then sex! Call my friends over at Casper Skydiving, they'll take care of you! 

This weekend is Major League Baseball's opening weekend. I don't even like baseball, but I love me a party. So if you got some money to blow? Throw the biggest party Casper has ever seen!

1. Call up the Casper Events Center.
2. Invite only people you want to party with.  Screw everyone else.
3. Big screens, jeans and t-shirts, beers, hot dogs!  Make this par-tay an ode to baseball!