Tom Brady Shares His Old Resume, Revealing His Dumb Summer Jobs [PHOTO]

A lot of teenagers do construction work in the summers to earn some cash for the following school year. Even future three-time-Super Bowl-winning quarterbacks, it turns out.

Tom Brady must've been rooting around the basement of his mom's house this week, because he threw this rather fascinating (well, sort of) picture up on Facebook. It's his old resume from after he graduated from the University of Michigan in 1999.

"Found my old resume! Really thought I was going to need this after the 5th round," he wrote.

NFL quarterbacks—they're just like us!

No. Sigh. They're not.