Thieves Like To Party Too!

These burglars were hungry, and horny! Last month some thieves broke into a home in Alice Springs, Australia, cooked themselves a feast, sipped some wine and surfed the Internet for porn! The bandits whipped up a dozen eggs, fried chicken and tomato sauce and downed some sparkling wine and Southern Comfort and soda. Then they unwrapped the family's Christmas gifts before getting in a little X-rated video time. They ran off when the homeowners unexpectedly returned home. The burglars were kind of like Goldilocks...only sluttier.