Ah, the 2 a.m. "settle score". You've spent all night whiffing on hotties, and you eventually settle for whatever's still standing at closing time. Us men are disgusting.

But ladies are just as bad - and most of the time, they have to deal with someone much worse than our wost nightmare...men.

While you may have forgotten what you did last night, that hairy, smelly reminder in your bed when you wake up will have you jumping out of the sack quicker than a virgin's first orgasm. This video shows females the perfect way to get rid of a one night stand, without any words being said. While the results are almost always guaranteed, you have to be careful if you live in a small town like Casper, Wyoming. Rumors spread, and your last one-night stand could be...well, your last one-night stand. Be careful!