The 9 Stages Of Halloween Appreciation Throughout Life. (NSFW)

One day you will wake up and find that your favorite holiday has changed. For instance, most of you can mark the end of childhood by the year that Christmas went from an orgy of gift-opening awesomeness to a tense slog of shopping and traveling. But there is no holiday that so perfectly marks the various stages of your life like Halloween. Read more about it here, courtesty of our friends at Cracked.com