Yngwie Malmsteen

'Where's the beef?' Right here, as 1984 was stacked with great music.

See what he said!

Huge catalogs!

It happens to the best of 'em.

See when and where you can see them play.

See who's blowing out the candles this month.

Far beyond the rumors.

Every parent of a child who plays an instrument is proud. They'll whip out their phone and show you videos of recitals, practice sessions, or anything that highlights their kid's skills. Most of the time, watching these videos puts you in a position where you either have to lie about how "awesome" they are, or be honest and lose a friend.