WTF

Adam Stinnett is a seven-year-old from McMinnville, Tenn. He got in a bit of trouble last week at Bobby Ray Memorial Elementary School -- and the reason he got in trouble is ridiculous.

There are few people who would work for a company that works on cell towers, especially since you have to work hundreds of feet in the air. This man, though, is not afraid of heights and was way up there working on a tower. While up there, he and his co-worker got a little hungry and decided to order some pizza.

Patrick Moore is a Monsanto lobbyist for the weed killer Roundup. During an interview with French TV channel Canal+, he said that the active ingredient in Roundup is safe to drink.

Wait a damn minute here. All these years, we were led to believe that the Michigan native and musician Stevie Wonder is blind. But now this?!

The following is a true story. So true that George Romero couldn't write stuff like this. The following is an actual conversation screen-capped and used with permission on someone requesting the day off. His excuse was, unfortunately for him, legit.

Ladies: You're given 30 seconds to make two bananas disappear by any means necessary. How do you do it?

A new study has found that Americans might be pooping up to $4 billion worth of gold a year.

Bill Helton is a mayoral candidate in Elk City, Okla., and is the focus of some controversy after he posted videos of himself in black-face makeup dressed as an African-American character named Pollyester Kotton. Some critics say the character is very offensive, even claiming it is racist.

Here at The Free Beer & Hot Wings Morning Show, we are all about giving our listeners some good advice to live by. For example, if you should ever choose to get butt implants (or really plastic surgery of any type), avoid going to an unlicensed provider who is known by a nickname like "Wee Wee."

This is one of those stories that makes us almost wish we still did the Idiot of the Day segment.

Did you know that it's perfectly legal in some parts of this country to be stark naked in view of your neighbors? There's a guy in Charlotte who's been getting away with it for more than a decade.

Gross. Last Friday, a severed pig's head was left on the steps outside of the Montreal Police Brotherhood's building in Montreal.