weird news headlines

This is an actual headline from the Nampa-based Idaho Press-Tribune. NO it's NOT doctored. This actually happened! LOL I may just start reading the newspaper again. :-) VIA Jimromenesko.com

According to the British tabloid Sunday Sport, Percy Foster, a 35-year-old dwarf porn star who bore a striking resemblance to irritable TV chef Gordon Ramsay, had his burgeoning career as a celebrity porn double tragically cut short when he was found six-feet deep in a badger den, dead and partially eaten by the critters.