Strippers

Being in prison is supposed to be an unpleasant deterrent to crime but a few wealthy drug lords at the maximum Federal Detention Center in Miami are reportedly getting some rather unusual perks: strippers and pole dancers.

What's the one thing that could take said minds off of the food-hangover we're still feeling? Stripper News!

Why are you wasting time reading this? There's a video of a stripper doing jumping jacks! Quit reading and watch it. Right now. Quit reading. Watch it. You're still reading. Stop. Watch the video. It's a stripper doing jumping jacks. Stop reading. Jumping jacks. Stripper. Watch the video.

Here at Rock 96.7, we love strippers. We also love the news. So when we can combine the two, it's a good day. Today is a good day. With that being said, Rock 96.7 is proud to present The Cowboys Rack Report.

Rock 96.7 is introducing a new feature with some of Las Vegas' sexiest dancers every week in what we like to call the "Cowboy Rack Report".

Rule #1...the only rule: NEVER enjoy porn at work. Unfortunately, this dude did and got caught!

For the past several years, pole dancing classes have been springing up around the country, with attendees saying the activity is a pretty good way to stay in shape. Now even the pious are embracing the trend, which they’ve rebranded “Pole Dancing for Jesus.”

A 7am flight between Moscow and London is an unusual venue for an exotic dance, but that’s exactly when and where a 39-year-old Russian woman busted out an interactive striptease.

It's a sausage fest up in here...