Prostitute

Buyer, beware.

Most parents simply want their teenagers to get part-time jobs slinging fast food as a means to help pay for things like car payments and insurance, but one mother says she would rather her 16-year-old daughter enter the workforce as a good old fashion prostitute.

The only thing that could possibly make a wild night of retail sex even wilder is by throwing the company of a small baby into the mix. So, that is exactly what an Alabama man did.

I don't particularly make it a goal in my day to listen to Rush Limbaugh, mostly because I'm jealous of his gold microphone. :-) But I think we all heard about Rush calling Sandra Fluke a "slut" and a "prostitute" during his show last week. Here's how it went down on Rush Limbaugh's show:

Most father-daughter bonding doesn’t involve soliciting the services of a prostitute. A 51-year-old in Tampa, Florida woman was arrested recently after trying to buy a hooker for her 80-year-old father! Pia Kirchberg approached a woman and offered her $20 to have sex with the old man, who was waiting in a car nearby...

A 96-year-old woman has been working as an escort since the end of World War II – and is still earning over $80,000 a year from her services! Milly Cooper, who moved from London to Las Vegas when she was 27, became a high-class hooker after her husband died in 1945 and left her with no means of support.

This unlucky-looking bloke gave police a head start when it came to describing his identifying features. Carlos Rodriguez, 25, who had half his skull removed after an accident, was arrested for allegedly hiring a prostitute. via Crook nicknamed Mr Half-a-Head an easy collar for police - picture - mirror...