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NY Politician Admits to Former Porn Career
Being a politician has to suck. Sure, there are some perks to working for the government, but when you’re in the public eye your entire life is completely exposed, and all your actions are up for scrutiny. Think about it-- political guys can’t even get a boner without…
A Politician Is Caught Stealing 200 Rolls of Toliet Paper

Flickr, Rose Latka
Cue up every single one of your “politicians need toilet paper because they’re so full of crap” puns, ’cause you’re gonna need them.
In Stralsund, Germany, toilet paper started disappearing from the town hall. Like, 200 rolls of toilet paper. The janitors were suspicious that a…