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Just so you know, the video below is all in Japanese, but it doesn't matter. This man speaks the universal language of crying.

Guess you could say this lawmaker is a member of the G-O-Pee.

Being a politician has to suck. Sure, there are some perks to working for the government, but when you’re in the public eye your entire life is completely exposed, and all your actions are up for scrutiny. Think about it-- political guys can’t even get a boner without it making news. No one has a squeaky clean past, and dirt is bound to be uncovered if you’re a dude running for office.

Flickr, Rose Latka Cue up every single one of your “politicians need toilet paper because they’re so full of crap” puns, ’cause you’re gonna need them. In Stralsund, Germany, toilet paper started disappearing from the town hall. Like, 200 rolls of toilet paper. The janitors were suspicious that a 24-year-old, far-left politician named Frank-Michael John was STEALING the toilet paper. Read M