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The other day, I got carded at the liquor store. After an uncomfortable moment where I thought she was joking, and she stared at me like I'm an idiot, I finally produced my ID. She said "Oh my God, I didn't realize you were so old. Here you go sir, sorry for the inconvenience...

Considering the fact that you have the chance to win $1,000 every single weekday in November on Rock 96.7 - excluding Thanksgiving day, of course - I was pondering what I would do with a grand if I happened to receive it out of the blue...

When I was a kid, I had a great trick-or-treating scam. I would walk around with 3 or 4 different masks shoved down my coat, and when I found a house that gave out full sized candy bars or money, I would go around the side of the house, switch masks, then hit them up again...

When I die, I want my kids to be good people, and their kids to be good people. I want people to look at them and say "you were raised right." At this point in my life, that is honestly the only thing I care about, as far as people's opinions of me go...

Last night, my last thought before I finally succumbed to sleep was "I'm holding a boobie!". True story. What was the last thought going through your noggin right before the sandman took you away? Check out the answers below, then give us your final thoughts in the comment section...

I'm one of those dudes who likes to learn about everything. The other day, I was at an eye doctor appointment when the doctor asked if I had any questions. I started drilling him about the source behind those little squiggly lines that pop up when you stand up to fast, why you see better when you squint your eyes, and a few other miscellaneous questions...

Over my years, I have put myself in many precarious positions. While it's always easy to blame someone else for my problems, truth is, 9 out of 10 times any issue I've been involved in could have been avoided by a little due diligence on my part...

In my opinion - whatever that's worth - the key to finding happiness is all about your frame of mind, and your willingness to accept your current state of affairs. It's always good to have goals, and try to better yourself and situation, but you must enjoy the moment...

The other day, the guys in our office were talking about "bad" movies. I brought up 'Starship Troopers', and everyone argued with me, saying it was a great film...once you subtract the horrible writing, bad acting, and weird premise. My point exactly...

Sometimes it’s hard to be a parent who has kids in sports, when they win, it’s great but when they loose, it can be pretty saddening. But, as my parents always believed, it’s just a part of growing up, and sometimes loosing can teach our kids how to be better sports when it comes to loosing, and that they gave it their all and should be proud of themselves. It's an opportunity for kids to learn by the mistakes, take it on the chin, and prepare to win next time. But what if your child’s high school football team looses 91 to 0?!!!

If I was named after my love-making technique, I would be called 'The Ninja', because I'm and out, and nobody even knew I was there. Dang "truth in advertising" rules... If your name was based on your love-life, what would it be? Check out the responses below, then give us your moniker in the comment section...

I think I would like to be Fritz The Cat. If you've never seen that movie, it was the first cartoon to ever receive an X rating, and it's horrible. But that cat got a lot of p...well, he scored a lot. If you could be a cartoon, who would you be...