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It's hard to believe something we all remember so vividly is now 14 years behind us.

You ever see that family at the restaurant with a kid that's being a total butt-hole? You know, the kid that's screaming because he doesn't like his sippy cup, or the one running around bugging the other patrons, or the one who is just being a butt-hole...

I am a man that's easy to please. Some football on Sunday's, time with my family, a nice philly cheese steak, and the occasional boobie is all I need to be happy. What makes you happy? Check out the answers below, then give us your little moments of bliss in the comment section...

The last time I was single, I was 17 years old. The only thing I remember from that time is that I wanted a girlfriend. When I did have a girlfriend, I wanted to be single. Now that I've been married for 18 years, I just want a sandwich...

I have a good friend who has been serving in the military for 19 years. He's been in two different wars, has spoken to families who have lost a child in battle, and has put his family through some trying times - and hasn't complained once...

Some day, you will see me wandering down the street in a sweater, black tube socks, and a thong. That's how you'll know that I've officially accepted the fact that I am old. I'll also be slapping young women on the butts...and I may even use my hand...

I loiter like a gangsta. I've been known to hang out in the most inconvenient places, read magazines without buying them, and make cat calls to construction workers. I like to party. What was the last law you broke? If it's something major, like a murder or robbery, you may want to save that confession for a priest...

I saw this question on one of those dirty Facebook pages that I probably shouldn't be looking at at work, and I thought "There are plenty of things one can lick, if one's in the mood!" I like to lick things like ice cream, suckers, my wife, my plate after a particularly good meal, stamps, etc...

WARNING: Choking Hazard - Contains Small Parts! That is what my warning label would say. While I have no problem with it, (hey, it works for me!) my wife is reading this while silently nodding and crying to herself. I kind of feel sorry for her...

The other day, I got carded at the liquor store. After an uncomfortable moment where I thought she was joking, and she stared at me like I'm an idiot, I finally produced my ID. She said "Oh my God, I didn't realize you were so old. Here you go sir, sorry for the inconvenience...

Considering the fact that you have the chance to win $1,000 every single weekday in November on Rock 96.7 - excluding Thanksgiving day, of course - I was pondering what I would do with a grand if I happened to receive it out of the blue...

When I was a kid, I had a great trick-or-treating scam. I would walk around with 3 or 4 different masks shoved down my coat, and when I found a house that gave out full sized candy bars or money, I would go around the side of the house, switch masks, then hit them up again...