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In a world where the men act like women and the women act like men....it would look like this:

What if Budweiser actually tasted good?  Well, now it does with a new product from Bud....it's Budweiser good. LOL Check it out:

What does this commercial really say?  Wrap it up or you'll give birth to a psychopath.  That's good enough for me...this video is creepy.

When you were a kid, did you ever smoke with adults?  Of course I never did...I'm an angel, but my friend told me that it was kinda weird...just not right.

I love to curse!  And giving people the bird is one of my favorite daily tasks.  However, my mother has always told me to NOT give out the bird while driving.  Why? Well, people could pull a gun on you in my home state of Florida.

What do all of these people/scenarios have in common: The Kardashians People who double park People who leave their cell phones on in the movie theater. Yes, you guessed it...people you want to kill!

"I think my crotch is sticking out." These are actual words said by Snooki.

In a recent episode of the Howard Stern show it looks like a real life cat fight sprung up between Joan Rivers and Chelsea Handler!  :-) 1 - I want Howard Stern's studio. 2 - Joan Rivers is completely correct. 3 - Chelsea Handler is a drunk and she's promiscuous...

The first time I parallel parked in drivers ed...I rocked it!  Now every time after that, I suck.  However, I do think I could parallel park a go-kart, I mean, Smart Car. Then again, this guy couldn't and the people recording his suck-tastic parking, did what we all would have done.  Said the word epic, some F Bombs, and just made fun of this dude's horrible parking abilities.

My Grandpa was awesome, but NOT this awesome!  However, be warned, this video is NOT SAFE FOR WORK!  There's F Bombs, racial slurs, and lots of talk of rubber pleasure pistols.

I never watch C-SPAN because well, it's C-SPAN. However, I may start watching because yesterday morning during a live interview, a New England caller threw everyone a bone  (pun intended) and asked: "Does Mitt Romney have a big penis?"

Well you probably don't recall Courtney Stodden by name, but her body? Sure. The point is she's hot and now she's on Funny Or Die, enjoy: