Last Friday, I found a pretty horrible video of NOT Kate Upton eating a burger. This week, it's time to watch what looks like Fat Bastard make out with a burger. But there's a strange twist:
Being a chick, my perspective on male shaving habits is that either you miss a bunch of spots, or your face is red in spots (damn dry shaving), or you just don't do it and I'm left with a big furry thing that hurts when I kiss it. Thanks to Dollar Shave Club, I think all of our problems are answered.
I love to curse, but after watching this video, I'm afraid to visit Seattle, Washington. According to the man in this next video, he tried to use a restroom, it was out of order so he said the F bomb, then the lady at the store called the cops on him and he was arrested for saying the F word...
You've seen the iPhone Rock God commercial right? Well, at one point the kid in the commercial say's "Call me 'Rock God.'" What a tool right?
When I think of plumbers, I think of this silver fox to the left. Not great right?
But after watching this commercial for drain cleaner, I'm gonna shower before the plumber comes to my place.
When it comes to getting action, I think carnal, I think red meat, but I could be wrong.
According to PETA, going vegan can leave you bruised and broken from all the bumpin' and grindin'.
I get married this year, May 19th and both the fiance and I have both had nightmares about it.
My nightmare was that I forgot to send out the invitations and no one showed up to our wedding but the fiance and I. Hence, that was more of a fantasy than a nightmare...
So what is the "Gauntlet Challenge"?
6 Habanero Peppers (Holy hot peppers!)
15 Warheads
1 Gallon of Milk
1 Two Liter of Cola
Mentos
Cinnamon
And some other crap that will give you an ulcer and make you barf
And barf he does, repeatedly!