Naked Man

Craig Allen Sheets, 58, was arrested on recommended charges of theft of services and trespassing Friday evening.

Yesterday, a guy in our news department sent me an e-mail with "The dangers of room service" in the subject line. This particular gentleman has a tendency to send some pretty weird stuff, so of course I opened it up ASAP. I was not disappointed...

Chad William Forber is clearly a party animal. But his preferred way of getting down isn’t for everybody. The 41-year-old was arrested by police after they got a call that a naked man was wandering around the downtown area of Rock Island, Illinois early Monday morning. When the cops found Forber, he was covered in Crisco.

Alan Petrusson wanted sex, but instead of begging like the rest of us, he tied himself naked and blindfolded to a tree in a park in Ramsey, Minnesota and waited for the sex to come to him. Brilliant. Why didn’t we think of that?!?