midget

Occasionally, I have to get my my midget fix. It's like being a crack addict, except without the weird tic. I've emceed a Midget Wrestling event, I've bowled a midget, and I almost got my butt kicked by a little guy in a jury deliberation...

Anybody who knows me, knows that I have a weird midget fetish.

You may remember last February when we hosted the Extreme Midget Wrestling Federation at the Fairgrounds industrial building. Over 1,000 people showed up to watch these tiny brawlers fly around the ring, and almost all of them had a great time...

A midget. Break-dancing. A Break-dancing Midget. I can now die a happy man