When somebody has been married for close to 72 years, you listen intently to any advice they may have. When they film a video, you watch very closely. When they flash a picture of Grandpa naked at a nude beach in the middle of the video, you hope you make it to the bathroom before you start blowing chunks...
We’ve all seen bizarre sports before, but “wife carrying” definitely takes the cake. ‘Good Morning America’ takes an inside look at the 2011 North American Wife Carrying Championships (which is apparently a real thing) that takes place in Maine.
This competition gives new meaning to the phrase, “Take my wife. Please!”
Let me break it down for you:
Marriage: when a couple in love makes a sacred vow to love, honor, and cherish each other for the rest of their lives.
The Wedding reception: A celebration of the event with friends and family.
But when the loving couple tries to shoplift over $1,000 worth of merchandise for the reception, the marriage is probably not getting off on the right foot.