Knife

The officer handcuffed Capshaw, but she was later able to slip out of her handcuffs.

The motel's manager told officers that Barrett was a guest, but she wanted him to leave after he allegedly asked for drugs and assaulted people.

She also said that Burke's violence had been escalating recently, and he had begun to pinch shut the victim's oxygen tube.

A guy in the Jamaica neighborhood of Queens, N.Y., calmly walked into a McDonalds on Tuesday morning with a knife sticking out of his back with blood running down the back of his shirt.

It should go without saying that it's a bad idea to take a knife to a fully inflated tire. This guy didn't know it was a bad idea and decided to do it anyway.

These guys may (or may not) be the sharpest tools in the toolbox.