Fish

My dog isn't smart.  I love him, but he's a dumb dumb.  Honestly, if I came home today and he was wearing a helmet, I'd feel better about leaving him at home.  And one of our dogs favorite past times is chasing either light or a laser pointer.  He goes crazy for the thing.

Police say a fish-wielding woman attacked two men who were ice fishing in Michigan on Sunday. The men, both in their early 20s, said the woman first approached them and said she "wanted to urinate on the ice." She told them to turn their backs, and once they were facing the other way she struck one man in the head with a fish...