The first reviews of ‘Fifty Shades of Grey’ are out and most are pretty mixed on the film and whether or not it delivers on the white-hot sexuality of the original novel. But here is one film that absolutely brings the raw animal magnetism: ‘Fifty Shades of Buscemi,’ a mashup that inserts the great star of ‘Boardwalk Empire,’ ‘Fargo,’ and so many more into new film opposite star Dakota Johnson.
For all the women who are salivating while waiting for the 'Fifty Shades of Grey' movie there are men dreading two hours of boredom in the movie theater.
I have never read "Fifty Shades Of Grey", nor do I ever want to. However, if they added Santa punishing his elves in weird ways that involve bondo and some cheese cloth, I may change my tune.