Remember hearing 'you smelled it you dealt it' as a kid? These two adorable little girls argue over who farted. I think it was the one on the left. She looks guilty.
Is Wyoming air full of bull? The flatulence of cows greatly contributes to global warming, right?
Well, if you take seriously the whole threat, let your worries about our Cowboy State be reduced right now. There's actually a national chart measuring the most, and least, offending states...
When is it okay to share your flatulence with your mate? Should it be done during the courting process? Should it be done after the wedding vows? Never? There is no written (or unwritten law, for that matter) as an approximate amount of time you should wait to blast one out in front of a date/mate/etc., so when is it okay?
Hanging around with your girlfriend, especially when the relationship is new, often involves an air of mystery hanging above as you both slowly begin to shed the getting-to-know-you mentality and slide in to the phase in which you both start to relax and show your new significant other the "true you."
While I've never actually posted anything in the "Missed Connections" section on Craigslist, I think it's funny to read through the postings. Some are pretty obvious that it's a desperate individual looking for anybody that will give them the time of day, and others are just flat out funny...
Oh, Internet — this is why we love you. During Wednesday night's Giants-Brewers game in Milwaukee, TV cameras caught a rarely captured baseball sight: a bullpen butt strike. From the GIF below, you can see that Giants' reliever Jose Mijares wrinkles his nose, grimaces and quickly moves away from fellow bullpen mate Jean Machi...
OK, we’ll admit it. We’ve attempted to send someone a fart by mail before. Sadly, the envelope we delightfully passed gas into wasn’t exactly hermetically sealed, so we’re pretty sure the smelly stuff wafted out before the recipient could open it. But now we can have a redo thanks to Fart By Mail, “a mail order fart service where we send farts to your friends for you."
If you have been scouring the internet looking for the most inappropriate gift you can give someone, you’re in luck: the Flatulence Deodorizer is here.