There may be mutiny afoot on the S.S. Guppy as Cap'n Crunch's rank has been called into question. Well, the Cap'n is ready to crunchatize those rumors.
When I was a kid and I wanted sugary cereals, I had to go to my grandma’s for it and I DID! Shhh Mom still doesn’t need to know. And when I did get my grubby little hands on the sugary stuff, I went straight for the Cap’n Crunch….Hmmm…funny how now I reach for The Captain! Anyways, Cap’n Cruch’s sales are down and Quarker Oats could be pulling the delicious treat off the shelves.